FOLK COLLECTION 11: The Skaggs Foundation Cowboy Poetry Collection
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Praise The Lord
The pages that follow, you'll find in this book were sooty and soaked and burnt; But for the kind act of a Fireman, they could have been left, but weren't.
replace, destroy, grateful, religious, tired
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God's Good Timing
In God's good time events will take place, beyond what man comprehends; But he'll have a purpose we won't understand, in a tragic event that he sends.
funeral, purpose, Heaven, Christ, thankful, angry, business
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
The Winter "Willies"
You're a long ways from camp, it'll be mighty late, when you finally et in, in a sad, sorry state; You have miles to go, in a long steady trot,
summer, greet, freeze, dream, wish, snow, skate
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Reconsider
So you want to be a real cowboy? Heard all you had to do; Was ride and rope and fight every dope, and the girls would come runnin' to you!
fame, fortune, pains, meal, post, song, dream
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Embarrassment
I teamed up with a friend of mine, at a ropein' one spring day; I hadn't roped all winter, and I think this was in May. I was "rusty" as could be,
fees, beer, cost, show, mistaks, arena, indoor
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
The Miracle Of Moisture
Now, I can remember, one year in September; The weather was hotter than Hell. and I said to my brother, 'twas one or the other, "It's a year of extremes,
creep, snow, smart, weed, fat, boat, flood
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The Retiring Rancher
He walks down to the saddle shed, and corrals that stand nearby; In the evening of this Ranchers life, breathes deep, and then a sigh;
pardner-wife, replacement, horses, energy, team, dream, concerned
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
A Bad Buy
Now, I'll tell you a story, and it's rather "gorey", and, yes, the story is true! It tells of a life, hard times and strife; And now, I'll tell it to you! Well, it seems as though,
rock, shipment, stock, kill, stable, losers, sorry, bulk
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
A Fantastic Trip
Our kids live in Hawaii, so we went to visit them there; We flew to San Francisco, into California air. Then on to the Island of Oahu,
famous, vacation, experiences, rent, automobile, rodeo, guilt
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Ridin' Colts
Now, any good cowboy that's made a hand, I'm sure's had some colts to ride. Maybe he's ridin' him in a corral. Or a snubbin' horse at his side. Like people, they are all different,
skill, soft, slim, doubt, teach, quit, patience
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
An Unforgetable Experience
One day in my life I will never forget, It seems like yesterday, and yet, it happened many, many years ago; It's the "gospel truth", and I'll tell you so.
camp, crash, dumb, drunken, wrong, caught, sailor, rude
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Uncouth Ruth
Well, I'll tell you a tale, and say, without fail; I'll swear it's the Gospel truth! It's about a mule, and she ain't no fool, to everyone, known as Ruth!
lucky, winner, beware, excited, dead
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Unsung Heroes
I walked down the street, as people, I'd greet; Enroute to a hardware store, I'd replace some old, for the future, would hold, things I can't use anymore.
disgrace, pot, force, dreams, invest, vacation, dead
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Our Family Reunion
I'll tell you about a Caribbean Cruise, A family reunion, T'would be; So we flew down to Puerto Rico, on the "Carla Costa", set sea. We had a great time without inlaws,
dance, bingo, night show, boats, tourist, sea
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"Johnny" and "Mary"
I was drivin' thru some country, where I'd spent some years gone by; We were on a "fruitless" hunting trip, no matter what we'd try! and problems with my pick-up,
fault, care, commitment, friend, heart, cripple
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"He"
He signs his name with small letters, now, who in the world would do that? Admiration continually grows, with every encounter I'm at! It's not because he's the very best
foul-ups, embarrass, baxter black, poet
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The Pace Of The "Race"
One day I arose, and I felt like a rose; A real good start for a day! My breakfast, I made, and plans then were laid; So I better be on my way! I went down to feed,
fears, breeze, doubt, trot
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Our Annual Elk Hunting - Family Affair
Now, I'm not a professional packer takin' hunter's out each fall; 'cause I hate the snow and cold so bad that I could almost bawl! Oh, I'll do it for myself and
shirk, wood, naturally, effots, early, hide, diamond
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
A Knotty Mistake
For twenty-four years, since '69, we've run a string of horses and every year we hire help that come and join the forces they gather them and brush them and
chill, damage, harm, crack, goran, moan, dream
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Contentment
Now I've done my share of travelin', Maybe more than fair share. To see other foreign countries, I really didn't care. Oh, there's definitely places,
free, brave, sky, unfurled, surprise
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
A Sure Way To Go Broke
In the fifty's in Colorado, I'm ridin' a colt for the boss; he wasn't an ornery kind of colt, just a typical young spooky hoss. On this pony, I'm puttin' on miles,
dirt, gate, fawn, dollar, train, dime
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Crime Prevention? Stiffer Penalties!
Everyone is fed up with crime, there's violence everywhere! And we're barely slappin' their fingers, it's becomin' a real nightmare.
judges, court, fees, sentence, imposed, lenient, gun, touch, criminal
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
The Last Close Call
Loose dogs have been a big problem, in the twenty-one years we've lived here; From neighbors of every direction, with exception of ew that are dear!
regard, loyal, family, killer, curled, kitty kat
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E.W. "Roy" Miller
Vegetarians??
In most parts of the country, they raise barely, wheat and rye; Oats and corn and sorgum, and now I'll tell you why! But then there's also other grains,
heifers, tractor, bunks, bloat, cattle eat, lettuce, Arizona
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A Guy Down The Road
Well, the day is over and it ain't been the best, But it also could have been worse; We fell thru our twelve year old 'grease rack", And I really sould never have cursed.
heaven, pickup, dollars, help, friend, sky, smoke