FOLK COLLECTION 11: The Skaggs Foundation Cowboy Poetry Collection
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Poems from the Alamo Saloon
FOLK COLL 11 L-45
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Blood and Guts
Before a battle our general would always give a speech, telling us how with bayonets fixed we should charge the breech.
speech, violence, general
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
The Sailor Man
There was once a sailing man who took his veggies from a can. And after a day of sailing toil, he liked to take some olive oil.
popeye, veggies, oil
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
FOLK COLL 11 L-45
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Careful
If with a Borgia you would sup and he pours wine into your cup, it might be smart, at least I think, to tell your host that you don't drink.
caution, wine, poison
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Bad Day at the Alamo
There was grief, so much grief at the Alamo, and all the boys at the saloon were feeling mighty low.
grief, home, despair, solemnity
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Beliefs
The Chinese have a belief that I think is fine, They believe that evil spirits can't follow a crooked line.
evil spirit, drunk, line
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Doubt
Ten thousand lions led by a sheep, some wise man had said, are less to be feared than a thousand sheep with a Lion at their head.
lion, lamb, leader
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Code of the West
One day in Tacna at the Old Hanging Tree, Marshall Phinias Hoot hung Bill Du Pre. He'd shot the town lawyer, in the Alamo Saloon, who Billy's ancestry had dared impugh.
horse, theft, hanging
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Finn MacGee
Finn MacGee, a miner, was blasting holes one day, looking for the golden ore. That's how he earned his way. He'd punch a hole with heavy sledge and a drilling bit till the hole was large enough for the charge to fit.
miner, fuse, explosion
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
FOLK COLL 11 L-45
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Lester Cook
Lester Cook in his canoe one day was going across the lake when all at once into the canoe there crawled a deadly snake.
canoe, snake, swim, regret
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Manners
Close your mouth if you please when you feel you're going to sneeze.
sneeze, polite, manners
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Bayonets
While in the army I was issued a brand new bayonet, to be used at close quarters when the enemy was met.
bayonet, fighting
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Treaties
We broke the treaty solemnly made in eighteen hundred and ten, and in eighteen hundred and forty four, we went and done it again.
treaty, signing, economy, heaven
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
FOLK COLL 11 L-45
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Army Days
While in the army, I tried to get my sergeant to agree that if I didn't bother him he wouldn't bother me.
sergeant, army, bother
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
KP
I'm pullin' KP again today, fourth time in a row.
kitchen patrol, punishment, argument, sereagnt
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
More Army
Lock and load lock and load on the firing range today, and after firing when shown my score, I heard my sergeant say
shooting, fear, army
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Short History of Hookers
"Hookers", a word to describe gals in a certain trade who sell their favors to certain buyers for which they must be paid.
hooker, girl, civil war, history
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Noah
The Bible says that Noah an ark was told to build and when completed he was told that it should be filled
bible, noah, flood, ark, whales
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Gorillas
They say the gorilla is a gentle beast or so I've read in books, but I wonder if that's true judging by his looks.
gentle, gorilla, wild
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Remedy
If you've sprained your knee and it hurts like hell, it throbs and aches and begins to swell,
pain, heal, remedy
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
FOLK COLL 11 L-45
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Bad Advice
"Go get yourself a hearing aid," my friends all said to me. "You can't hear a doggone thing, that ain't how it should be."
hearing aid, advice
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Were You Aware of Sir Thomas Crapper???
Sir Thomas Crapper Knight of the Realm. Do you know what he did? He invented the flushing toilet with the lifting lid.
crapper, knight, toilet
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Changing Times
Now the world is changing, the cold war it is done. The Berlin Wall tumbled down, two Germanys are one.
change, cold war, cia
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Religions
A crucifix on the table stood and a statue of Buddha made of wood.
religion, caution, symbol
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Short Round
If you think that life is cruel, consider the fate of the castrated mule.
frustration, castration
Poems from the Alamo Saloon
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Paul Thomas Lillard
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue didn't do his job; he didn't blow his horn, he was off doing something else as the cows got into the corn.
bo peep, little boy blue, peeping