FOLK COLLECTION 11: The Skaggs Foundation Cowboy Poetry Collection

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Officers

An officer should be good to his men, see to their comfort like they was kin.

west point, care, lead

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Baking Day

No aroma pleasured me or was so bewitchin'

baking, oven, jam, kitchen

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Luck

Frieda Lindstrom shot Horace Lee once in the foot and once in the knee. A two-shot Derringer was what she used and later on old Horace mused,

derringer, foot, shooting

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Oops

After they built the Edsel Ford, the boys went back to the drawing board.

car, design, toilet

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

The Rattlesnake

The rattlesnake is somewhat mean, the un-friend'ist critter I've ever seen. No sense of humor none at 'tall, never heard one laugh that I recall.

snake, danger, unlucky

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Contentment

I find contentment just sittin' around pullin' ticks off my hound.

content, peace, nothing

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Reincarnation

I've always had this strong fixation that I am a reincarnation. I have the desire to swing in a tree. Maybe I was a chimpanzee.

chimpanzee, reincarnation, urge

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Scary

What scares me I must admit, and I thought about it it quite a bit, is in the hereafter what they'll do to me,

death, fear, afterlife

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Working Poet

Buy me a can of Alamo Lite. Give me some paper on which to write. I'll compose you a poem if you want me to just so long as you're buyin' the brew.

poet, freestyle, imagination

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Tactics

The French, they built the Maginot Line and when it was done, they said, "That's fine. Now let the German Army come.

war, rear, strategy

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Ignorance is Bliss

They say that hell is awfully hot. Well, I don't know if it is or not.

hell, ignorance, knowledge

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Bunker Hill

There was never a battle on Bunker Hill though history books show so still.

revolution, bunker hill, fake, breeds hill

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Schoolyard Fights

Never won any fights when I was a kid, although one time I almost did.

youth, fight, kick, gonads

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Sherman

"War is hell,"Sherman said as he watched Atlanta burn.

civil war, sherman, quote

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Sally

When Sally performed her act one day, she happened to drop her fan.

nudity, fan, show

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Stanley and Livingstone

Stanley went to Africa, the task he was assigned, by his paper there to go and Livingstone to find.

africa, exploration, livingstone

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round I

Hang 'em high hang 'em fast. That was the law in the past.

hanging, law, regret

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round II

It's very wrong, you must understand, to grab a rattler with your hand.

rattle, rattlesnake, hand, bite

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round III

Now, about the bear I think it's wise to consider his problem and sympathize.

bear, skin, ugly, sympathize

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round IV

If in a 'gator's open mouth you would jam a stick, just be sure , if you will that's it very thick.

stick, alligator, mouth

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Moses

Now Moses was a great man. No one doubts it, no one can. He led his people who wished to be free out of Egypt and tyranny.

israel, prophet, moses

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round

Now I'm not lazy as some folk think. It's just that I like to drink.

drink, lazy, rhyme

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Mama's Baking Day

I remember back when Mama would bake blueberry muffins or maybe a cake.

bake, bowl, lick, muffins

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Last Words

The German dirigible neared the ground where lots of people were standing 'round.

hindenburg, fire, captain

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Mongooses

Mongooses Mongeeses, what's the proper word?

mongoose, multiple, name