FOLK COLLECTION 11: The Skaggs Foundation Cowboy Poetry Collection

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Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Protection

When a full moon rises over the hill and bathes the earth in light, it could mean that the wolfman is on the prowl tonight.

full moon, werewolf, wolfbane

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Dinosaurs

The Dinosaur became extinct through some catastrophe, but what caused it, just what happened is what worries me.

extinction, meteor, dinosaur

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Bad Things

A cold is bad, there ain't no doubt and you hurt like hell when you've got the gout. Flu and fever and bumblebee stings, all of these are nasty things.

discomfort, ache, itch

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

The Hangover

When I have a hangover it hurts like hell and I always wonder if I'll ever get well. Every bone in my body aches and my muscles tremble with hangover shakes.

hangover, headache, pain

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Old Red

I once had a rooster and how he could crow as he strut the barnyard to and fro, shining feathers and a comb of red. Oh, what a life that rooster led.

rooster, age, sex

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Panama Canal

I just don't for the life of me really understand why we up and gave away that precious piece of land. It served us well for many a year after it was built

gave away, panama, theft

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

More Platy-pi

When the Creator made the platypus, He did it as a joke because He knew of the confusion that it would evoke,

creator, platypus, confusion

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Mystery

The stars above the earth below. How they came about I don't know.

nature, mystery, creation

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Time

I don't admire a saloon that doesn't open 'till the afternoon and if I had my say, they'd open early every day.

saloon, early, opening

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Make Haste

I write every day makin' up rhyme fast as I can.

rhyme, time, speed

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Reflections

Churchill was asked by a reporter one day, "I'd like to know, sir, if I may,

winston churchill, regret, regret

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Good Advice

To insure you live a very long life, never ever abuse your wife.

wife, abuse, caution

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Lawyers

Of all the people I've met on earth since the day of my birth lawyers are it seems to me a plague on all eternity.

law, terminology, expensive

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Gorillas

Let me ask you and we'll see if with the fact you agree that it's not wise to be about when gorillas are making out.

gorilla, danger, kiss

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Incest

If incest is a crime, then we commit it all the time, for if you care to take a look you'll find it written in the Book

incest, bible, relations

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Advice

My pop used to tell me when I was a kid many years ago there are some things about this life that a boy should know.

father, advice, backup

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Taboos

A certain religion is not for me. I like bacon far too much nor of another could I be, for booze they never touch.

restrictions, taboo, religion

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Short Round

After you are dead some folks say you'll come back another day.

reincarnation, death, peace

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Good Old Days

I remember way back when, fifty years I guess it's been, a pack of cigs went for a dime and you could for a buck have a damn good time.

past, cost, money

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

The Sphinx

Now you take the Sphinx that great work of stone out there in the desert sitting all alone.

statue, fun, sphinx

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Exercise

My riding machine for exercise looks somewhat like a horse, but it's not for fun and pleasure but for exercise of course.

machine, ride, exercise

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Weight Again

"Now Doctor, I know you're displaced 'cause I'm not losing weight.

overweight, doctor, drinking

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Rarity

You'll never see a mermaid with legs or a rooster layin' eggs, a bull givin' milk an elephant fly or a politician who wouldn't lie.

impossible, rare, spectacle

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard

Hard Job

While a circus man, I had a job that I really hated: enema-giving to elephants that were constipated,

circus, elephant, poop

Poems from the Alamo Saloon

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Paul Thomas Lillard